![]() 07/03/2017 at 21:33 • Filed to: Shitty shit shit post! | ![]() | ![]() |
Fuck it. I’m just gonna eat an apple and tell myself I’m on a diet.
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Top Ramen, reporting for duty!
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Top Ramen, reporting for duty!
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I’m 90% you burn more calories preparing and eating ramen than you actually get from it.
![]() 07/03/2017 at 21:58 |
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Works for me!
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You have the Internet, you have HungryHouse or JustEat over there don’t you?
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Sometimes you just have to eat a Klondike bar while standing naked in the kitchen and call it dinner.
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Lobster’s caloric needs are way different than humans!
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We do, but I ended up making a bachelor salad. Canned chicken, raw spinach, a chopped up bell pepper, ranch, and Tabasco sauce.
It wasn’t bad, but it certainly wasn’t on your level :p
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That made me think of a Roseanne bit.
“I really should get up and make the kids dinner, it’s 7:30... Fuck ‘em, they can just eat yogurt.”
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That would probably be me too if I was a teenage parent lol.
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![]() 07/03/2017 at 23:58 |
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You give me too much credit.
Many a time I’ve resorted to the compute out of sheer laziness to get a doner kebab wrap and a 12" ham and pineapple pizza at stupid o’clock in the morning.